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20 Random Facts about ribi:

1. I am a mean & petty bitch.

2. I love watching horror movies.

3. I wished so hard to be a boy when I was young that I checked my throat and private parts daily to see if an Adam's apple and a penis would grow eventually.

4. My breasts are negligible and I am hoping miraculously even now that they would be B-cups overnight one day (see, I am not even greedy).

5. I nearly choked to death on a piece of KFC chicken when I was young.

6. I used to be a crybaby and was afraid to hell of going to kindergarten so much so that my mother literally dragged me screaming and kicking to the kindergarten. And then bought me a red bean bun after class to cheer me up.

7. I am learning Japanese in the delusional hope of being able to understand Japanese fully one day without subtitles since life does not function with subtitles. Only tv world does.

8. I have a not-so-secret fetish for SMAP, especially Kimura Takuya (I am sure you and you won't ever let me live this down).

9. I love Tony Leung to death.

10. I am not ashamed to admit that I will only marry for money.

11. I like dark chocolate.

12. I have the female equivalent of wet dreams sometimes, more often when I am ovulating I guess. When I wake up, I want to get married and have ten thousand kids with the man I love in my dreams, only to realise this is physically impossible.

13. I am mortally afraid of being left on the shelf and that fear is slowly creeping up on me everyday as I age.

14. I am a computer-idiot, saved only by the fact that I have computer/technology savvy friends.

15. I get paranoid sometimes, thinking that no one really likes me, including my family. Perhaps this is true.

16. I want to be F.A.T (so that perhaps all the fats would be pushed to making huge breasts).

17. I want to live overseas by myself.

18. I want a pet dog/cat very badly.

19. I love going on holidays overseas.

20. I wish for porcelain white skin when I wake up one day (hence being a big fan of SK II whitening masks).